See if you can solve this riddle

See if you can solve this riddle...




what is at the beggining of everything and at the end of space and time.

And no... it is not pancakes....

The letter "e" Joo got PWNED

Lol its "e", also a short form of a drug.

... no... everybody knows its waffles... idoit

its E

NO ITS WAFFLES

Wait!....

huh?

erm try this one...

A guy walks into a restauraunt... He asks the waitor for a glass of water.. BUT THEN THE WAITOR PULLS OUT A GUN AND POINTS IT AT HIS FACE... the guy says thank you and walks away

why was he so happy he just pulled out a gun to his face o.O

he pissed himself

NO XD

he asked for a shot. omg that old...i heard that in like 4th grade...

try this...

if u have 3 cards, one with 2 black sides, one with a black side and a white side, and one with 2 white sides. u choose one card at random and look at it, it is black side up. what is the precentage that the other side will be black as well?

or...

theres a rich man and one day he notices a large sum of money missing from his wallet. the only 2 people home are his maid and his wife. he askes them both what happened to the money. the maid said "But sir, I was cleaning the attic all day. I could not have possibly taken it." The husban thinks about this, then he askes his wife where the money went. she said " dearest, i didn take the money i hid the money for safe keeping, its right between pages 181 and 182 in the bible." The husban instantly knows who took the money. how does he know?

Giant_midget wrote:

he asked for a shot. omg that old...i heard that in like 4th grade...

try this...

if u have 3 cards, one with 2 black sides, one with a black side and a white side, and one with 2 white sides. u choose one card at random and look at it, it is black side up. what is the precentage that the other side will be black as well?

or...

theres a rich man and one day he notices a large sum of money missing from his wallet. the only 2 people home are his maid and his wife. he askes them both what happened to the money. the maid said "But sir, I was cleaning the attic all day. I could not have possibly taken it." The husban thinks about this, then he askes his wife where the money went. she said " dearest, i didn take the money i hid the money for safe keeping, its right between pages 181 and 182 in the bible." The husban instantly knows who took the money. how does he know?

UhMmM wafles??? *nervois*

2 blondes walk into a bar, what did they say?

gm for the second riddle uhmmm... i guess cuz theres no page between 181 and 182


i also have one(u guys might have already kno this one)
super easy one
a father and son get i a car accident , when the paramedics arive they send them to two diff hospitals

when they do the sons operation
the doctor says"i cant do this operation he is my son"

who is the doctor O.o???



or... another easy one

ok if a bear goes 1km south then goes 1km east then goes 1km north , what color is the bear??????

if u still cant get the answer then here

Spoiler:

@ reous "oww"
@mx u got the second one, but try the first one

The doctor is the father's father (A.K.A the grandfather)

metric sux

actully the awsner to my riddle before is that he had the hic ups and he needed him to get rid of it... so he ordered water to get rid of it, but instead he points the gun at him and it scares his hic ups away. ^^

O also the awnser to the other one was that he was his mother XD... peeps dont usually thing doctors are mothers

mine works too

A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

Answer: (don't look if you want to try it) ((duh))









The man jumped out of a plane over a desert, but his parachute failed to open.

Hmm... Was he parachuting on the desert and his parachute didnt open?O.o